- is a baby bat
- stay still in the bathroom tub (hanging upside down of course)
- senang nak dibuang sebab sungguhla pendiam dan baik budaknya
but this time :
- is an adult bat
- quite a big one
- Fly crazily around the house looking for way out i guess and in the process knocked himself on every wall and door. (surprisingly tak mati lak tu..sure die hard fan of bruce willis)
- Fly at me in almost eagle-like'attack mode'
This is my first direct encounter with a bat, and unfortunately a crazy one. When he flew at me at thot it was a bird. Ala-ala burung layang-layang gitu.Tapi takkan la burung layang-layang seganaz itu. Penat gak la nak mengelak kelawar ni dari terkam aku.
In desperate attempt to escape, both of us manage to run to one of the bedroom. Kesian Cik Nanie sampai terantuk idung kat bucu pintu sbb kalut nak lari. Tapi sampai bila la kan nak dok sembunyi kat dalam tu cos there's no way the bat can get out of the house without opening the front door.
Unfortunately kunci rumah kat living hall pulak terlupa nak angkut. Aduss!
Nak harapkan dia terantuk kepala kat dinding & mati sebab internal bleeding tu rasanye mustahil la pulak. Aku yang tensen masa tu try nak control panik. And sound effect of Cik Nanie screaming in the background isn't helping me to think a way to get rid of this bat.
In the end the plan goes like this:
- one of us has to dash out of the room to take the house keys and if sempat to open the front door.
- Lari balik masuk dalam bilik persembunyian.
- Once we are sure that the bat kuar thru the front door, baru we all kuar from bilik tu
ATAU
- Tunggu En.Kelawar ni penat then capai kunci kereta and terus cabut lari umah my mum biarkan dia nak terbang macam orang giler dalam umah tu sampai lebam.
Tetapi halangannya adalah:
- Selain jeritan Cik Nanie yang bukan je menarik perhatian kelawar, jiran serta rukun tetangga, pakaian we all yang 'sungguh sopan' sekali pada masa itu sungguhla tak sesuai nak bukak pintu umah selebar-lebarnya apa lagi nak keluar dari rumah.
- Both of us has no suitable baju to go to work tomorrow if we just dash out like that.
- Semua beg kerja & whatever work papers kitaorang ada dalam bilik satu lagi.
Kesimpulannya, ndak tak ndak memang kena halau gak benda alah ni dari umah baru la pastu decide nak buat ape.
From the doorkey hole i can the shadow of it still flying around like mad. Siap kuarkan bunyi2 lagi. It took about 5 minutes before the shadow can't be seen anymore. So i took this chance to run and grab the house keys and open the front door.
Ngam-ngam time tu si kelawar ni entah dari mana boleh timbul balik & menuju ke arah aku. (Confirm hidung dia terbau manusia, lagi2 bau manusia yang tak sempat nak mandi lepas balik keja macam aku ni). Nasib baik sempat masuk semula bilik persembunyian sebelum si kelawar dapat kejar aku.
Agak 15 minit jugak we all berkurung dalam bilik before rasa confident yang line agak clear. Armed with vacuum cleaner hose (macam ninja, beb), aku try locate kat mana si kelawar tu dengan saspennye sambil doa dalam ati yang dia dah jumpa jalan kuar. Lepas puas mencari, at last aku assume yang kelawar ni dah blah.
Tapi we all still tak confident nak tido umah. Bayangkan bila bangun tido tengok muka kelawar ade kat sebelah. Errghhkk....
Tak pun sedar-sedar je kelawar tu tengah isap darah aku, eiii gue belum bersedia nak jadik vampire weh...
So, that night both of us mengangkut kain baju balik umah my parents... keh..keh..keh...
Time-time macam nih baru ingat nak balik umah mak...ceh!
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