FOUR...

1. Four jobs I've had
a) Service Planner with a Pest Control company.
b) Jeans Promoter (Jgn tak tau..i can alter jeans, dudes!)
c) Hotel waiter (I can hold the tray with one hand while serving the food, skill tuh!)
d) My current career for nearly 3 years : Kulikutive

2. Four movies I can watch over and over and over
a) Gila-gila Pengantin Remaja (I watched the vcd more than 10 times oredi!)
b) Anak Bapak
c) Down To You
d) Meet the Fockers

3. Four places I've lived
a) Sg Dua, Penang
b) Jengka, Pahang
c) Skudaifornia
d) Senaiville

4. Four TV shows I love
a) CSI Las Vegas
b) CSI Miami
c) Criminal Minds
d) NCIS

5. Four of my all-time favorite songs
a) Kissing a Fool- George Michael / Michael Buble
b) Di Manakan Ku Cari Ganti – P. Ramlee (serious beb, gua suke giler lagu nih)
c) She Left Me – McFly
d) Crazy in Love - Beyonce (this song makes me shake my head & my heavy ***)

6. Four of my favourite food
a) BBQ Lamb & Chicken
b) Nasi Goreng Paprik Ayam
c) Kueh Teow Goreng with extra egg & chicken
d) Bombay Toast yang Cik Nanie masak!

7. Four things I Like To Do When I'm Alone
a) Sleep
b) Read
c) Watch TV
d) Berangan

8. Last Four Person that I've called
a) Ainie
b) Cik Nanie
c) My Mum’s House
d) My Dad

9. Four sites I visit daily
a) Google
b) Yahoo News
c) My Friends' Blog
d) Harian Metro / Berita Harian online

10. Four places I'd rather be right now
a) In cinema watching movie
b) Having Massage treat in Bali
c) On my bed sleeping
d) Anywhere except in the Office!

11. Four people whom I like to meet
a) My Best Buddy
b) Cikgu Faridah, My Form 6 History Teacher
c) Ella the Queen of Rock!!
d) My Uni-mates

12. Four bloggers I am tagging
a) Carneyz
b) Best Buddy
c) Cik Nanie
d) Anyone else who wants to do it

EVERYTHING - MICHAEL BUBLE

You're a falling star, you're the get away car
You're the line in the sand when I go too far
You're the swimming pool, on an August day
And you're the perfect thing to say.

And you play it coy, but it's kinda cute.
When you smile at me you know exactly what you do.
Baby don't pretend, that you don't know it's true.
Cause you can see it when I look at you.

And in this crazy life, and through these crazy times
It's you, it's you, you make me sing
You're every line, you're every word, you're everything.

You're a carousel, you're a wishing well,
And you light me up, when you ring my bell.
You're a mystery, you're from outer space,
You're every minute of my everyday.

And I can't believe,
that I'm your man,
And I get to kiss you baby just because I can.

Whatever comes our way, we'll see it through,
And you know that's what our love can do.

And in this crazy life, and through these crazy times
It's you, it's you, you make me sing
You're every line, you're every word, you're everything.

And in this crazy life, and through these crazy times
It's you, it's you, you make me sing.
You're every line, you're every word, you're everything.
You're every song, and I sing along.
Cause you're my everything.

MASIH LAGI CERITA KELAWAR

The next day aku balik dalam keadaan tak berapa confident + was was.

Trauma tu beb!

Ndak tak ndak terpaksa la beranikan diri gak, kalau tak..sampai bebila pun tak mau tido umah sendiri.

Tapi menurut kata Abg Shah, time2 siang ni si kelawar tido & tak agresif

So, sekali lagi mcm ninja & lampu suluh aku cari la kat mana agaknye dia nak bergayut.

Hampir 1/2 jam aku geledah bawah katil, belakang langsir, atas siling, celah perabot, etc tapi tak jumpa. Akhirnya ati rasa lega & confident yang menatang nih dah takde dari umah.

Baru gumbira rasa ati.
Tapi nampaknye kegumbiraan ku tak lama,
Tengah kusyuk mengemas bilik tido, tetiba...kelepuk!
seekor kelawar telah jatuh dari atas, betul2 sebelah gue..
Cilakak! ade lagi mamat nih sebenarnye..dalam bilik tido aku pulak tu! Bedebass sungguh! Guna magik kehaper la gaknyer, puas aku carik tadi takde tak alih2 muncul plak..

Waktu di jam telah menunjukkan pukul 7.30mlm.
Confirm dia baru bangun tido!

Sepantas kilat aku meluru keluar, sempat gak jeling kat dia yang anytime akan terbang kat aku. Brown karer! macam teddy bear! Tapi muka dia...mak oii ganas! Sempat le aku tutup pintu on time yang menyebabkan kelawar tadi makin penyek hidungnye kerana terlanggar pintu. Padan muka!

Ari tu, sekali lagi aku & Cik Nanie, tido umah parents aku.
Tapi kali ni aku dah tau kat mana kau berada En. Kelawar.
Siap kau esok, time kau tido, turn aku pulak nak attack!!

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The next day, ayah datang dengan jaring ikan nak tangkap kelawar tu.
Aku standby kat pintu in case kelawar tu keluar aku boleh cepat2 tutup pintu.

Akhirnya kelawar itu dijumpai relax tergantung dalam almari baju aku.
Dalam kalut semalam rupanye aku tak sempat nak tutup almari baju...

Ayah dalam proses mengeluarkan kelawar dalam almari

Punye la bijak dia dok bergayut antara kemeja kerja aku. Ceh!

Baju-baju gue yang terlibat..kelawar telah melekat di baju putih itu & secara tak langsung bulu badannye confirm terkena baju aku yang kaler biru tu. Harus kena samak dengan klorox + air dari 7 gunung + 7 jenis bunga dari 7 florist.

Beginilah rupa kelawar yang berjaya mentraumakan tuan rumah hingga lari balik kampung

Pesanan kepada para kelawar: Walaupun rumah saya ada pokok rambutan yang sedang lebat berbuah, saya sikit pun tak kisah kalau anda nak berumah atau makan buah tu sekali sebab berkongsi rezeki memang bagus. Tapi tolonglah jangan masuk dalam rumah saya kalau tak reti nak cari jalan keluar lepas tu. (Lainlah kalau korang ada GPS) Lain kali kalau teringin jugak nak masuk umah orang, masuk umah jiran kiri kanan saya pulak okay. Thank you.

KELAWAR MASUK RUMAH!!

It happened early this week.

This is the second incident.

The first one isn't as scary as this one.

The first one :

• is a baby bat
• stay still in the bathroom tub (hanging upside down of course)
• senang nak dibuang sebab sungguhla pendiam dan baik budaknya

but this time :

• is an adult bat
• quite a big one
• Fly crazily around the house looking for way out i guess and in the process knocked himself on every wall and door. (surprisingly tak mati lak tu..sure die hard fan of bruce willis)
• Fly at me in almost eagle-like'attack mode'

This is my first direct encounter with a bat, and unfortunately a crazy one. When he flew at me at thot it was a bird. Ala-ala burung layang-layang gitu.Tapi takkan la burung layang-layang seganaz itu. Penat gak la nak mengelak kelawar ni dari terkam aku.

In desperate attempt to escape, both of us manage to run to one of the bedroom. Kesian Cik Nanie sampai terantuk idung kat bucu pintu sbb kalut nak lari. Tapi sampai bila la kan nak dok sembunyi kat dalam tu cos there's no way the bat can get out of the house without opening the front door.

Unfortunately kunci rumah kat living hall pulak terlupa nak angkut. Aduss!

Nak harapkan dia terantuk kepala kat dinding & mati sebab internal bleeding tu rasanye mustahil la pulak. Aku yang tensen masa tu try nak control panik. And sound effect of Cik Nanie screaming in the background isn't helping me to think a way to get rid of this bat.

In the end the plan goes like this:

• one of us has to dash out of the room to take the house keys and if sempat to open the front door.
• Lari balik masuk dalam bilik persembunyian.
• Once we are sure that the bat kuar thru the front door, baru we all kuar from bilik tu

ATAU

• Tunggu En.Kelawar ni penat then capai kunci kereta and terus cabut lari umah my mum biarkan dia nak terbang macam orang giler dalam umah tu sampai lebam.

Tetapi halangannya adalah:

• Selain jeritan Cik Nanie yang bukan je menarik perhatian kelawar, jiran serta rukun tetangga, pakaian we all yang 'sungguh sopan' sekali pada masa itu sungguhla tak sesuai nak bukak pintu umah selebar-lebarnya apa lagi nak keluar dari rumah.
• Both of us has no suitable baju to go to work tomorrow if we just dash out like that.
• Semua beg kerja & whatever work papers kitaorang ada dalam bilik satu lagi.

Kesimpulannya, ndak tak ndak memang kena halau gak benda alah ni dari umah baru la pastu decide nak buat ape.

From the doorkey hole i can the shadow of it still flying around like mad. Siap kuarkan bunyi2 lagi. It took about 5 minutes before the shadow can't be seen anymore. So i took this chance to run and grab the house keys and open the front door.

Ngam-ngam time tu si kelawar ni entah dari mana boleh timbul balik & menuju ke arah aku. (Confirm hidung dia terbau manusia, lagi2 bau manusia yang tak sempat nak mandi lepas balik keja macam aku ni). Nasib baik sempat masuk semula bilik persembunyian sebelum si kelawar dapat kejar aku.

Agak 15 minit jugak we all berkurung dalam bilik before rasa confident yang line agak clear. Armed with vacuum cleaner hose (macam ninja, beb), aku try locate kat mana si kelawar tu dengan saspennye sambil doa dalam ati yang dia dah jumpa jalan kuar. Lepas puas mencari, at last aku assume yang kelawar ni dah blah.

Tapi we all still tak confident nak tido umah. Bayangkan bila bangun tido tengok muka kelawar ade kat sebelah. Errghhkk....

Tak pun sedar-sedar je kelawar tu tengah isap darah aku, eiii gue belum bersedia nak jadik vampire weh...

So, that night both of us mengangkut kain baju balik umah my parents... keh..keh..keh...

Time-time macam nih baru ingat nak balik umah mak...ceh!

DO YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND?

My Dear Friends (especially those who are in 'TKM' Category),

I would suggest that you try this quiz by clicking the link below. It can certify whether you are really 'TKM' or not. I've tried it and my result is as below. (Jangan jeles, memang sudah ku ketahui betapa innocent & sucinya minda ku ini! Muahahaha!! Piiiraaahh mabuk!)

Your Mind is G Rated

Your mind is cleaner than a nun's. You're totally pure. In fact, you often don't catch on to how dirty the world really is.

Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

p/s:

TKM aka Tak Kawin Murtad refers to mereka-mereka yang dah ditahap kronik wajib kawin disebabkan otak yang sungguh blueeww..

THE ONE WHO MADE MY WEEKEND..

...Is none other than my 2 years old nephew, Hariz..

NEARLY A VICTIM...

Last Friday an Indian lady claiming to be from Ambank called me. She spoke too fast, I can't get what her name was. I didnt asked her back, as it wasn't seem important at that time.

She then asking me whether I have credit card from Ambank. Again, it didnt trigger anything yet because to me it was normal question by bank people. She explained that she need to make confirmation to activate my insurance and discount card and in order for that she has to know my credit card no.Without thinking, I gave her my credit card no.

Then, this is the part that make me started to feel suspiscious.She asked me to turn to the back of my credit card and asked me the last 3 digit of the number there. WOOAH! That was it! Masa ni, my waras part start to awake. I never apply any discount card or insurance and as far as I know there's no such promo when I sign up for this card. Sah, this lady is a fraud!

Then, I remembered one email I received about how credit card fraud syndicate works. They will menyamar as bank officer or ape2 jelah in a very convincing and subtle way until the victim didn't realise to whom they were disclosing the P&C details to.

So, I asked her name again, she refuse to tell me and stressed that she's from Ambank. She said whatever details she need from me is a standard bank procedures & in order for them to activate my insurance & discount card she need to get my card details. Furious, i told her that if she really from Ambank, the bank should have my details. And as far as i know, normally the bank will asked the cardholder's mothers maiden name or other payment/accounts related questions but never on the cardholder's verification code.

And guess what, she hung up the phone. By this time I know I nearly become a victim of a credit card fraud syndicate. Thank god for the forwarded emails I received on this.

I straight away called Ambank, gave them the number which the lady called me. Ambank confirmed that the number is not their number and they don't have that kind of offer or promotion. I tried to call the number which the lady used to call me, but cannot get through as the line is busy.

So guys, be careful with the phone call you receive from people claiming to be from bank or whoever trying to get confidential details of your credit cards.

After this, if you receive a call from 03 2021 7323, please be aware. You might save yourself from being a victim of this syndicate.

DILEMMA OF A LATE RISER

I think for the last 3 months I have been late to work almost everyday. What to do, i wasn't a natural born early riser.

Kalau korang tengok cerekarama kat TV3 sabtu lepas, 'Malang Hari bla bla bla' tu kisah pasal satu mamat yang liat nak bangun pagi. Yup, sebijik macam aku, tapi takdela sampai malang bertimpa2 macam kes mamat nih. Dahle kena buang keje sebab lambat masuk opis, pastu keta kena tarik, then bini dia yang dah tak tahan dengan perangai dia lak tinggalkan dia, pastu umah terbakar. Everything happen in the same day. Sadis sungguh kalau jadik mcm tu. Masa citer ni my mum apa lagi amik kesempatan la perli aku.

Inilah masalah aku yang paling bermasalah sekali. Susah giler nak bangun pagi. I thought things will change by moving out from my parents house and staying nearer to the office. Kononnya kalau terlambat bangun skit takpe sebab rumah dekat dengan opis. Tapi nampaknye lagi hampeh, cos there's no one to nag and bang my bedroom door. Even then, there were time when I sleep like a log and wont budge at all despite all the door banging stint my mum did every morning. Lagipun, masa tu boleh ar nak kata traffic jam ke, dok jauh ker sekarang dah dok sekangkang kera pun lambat gak, ape mau cerita?

I've adjusted the time in my handphones, clock and watch 15 to 30 minutes earlier. But everytime the alarm goes off every morning, i just turn it off right away and continue sleeping. Bila 'alarm clock bergerak' aku, Cik Nanie dok kejut, confirm aku mintak 5 minit yang in the end akan jadik 30 minit. Aku pun satu tak reti bahasa gak, saje cari nahas. Sometimes i simply stay in bed because I know that i have extra 30 minutes to spend. Betuk gak kata Cik Nanie, there's no point for me to set all my watch and alarm even 1 hour earlier pun, if I only jump out of the bed in the last few minutes.

So kesimpulannye, pindah sebelah opis pun tak guna kalau habit buruk susah bangun pagi ni tak diubah. Sebab tu la aku sokong usul CUEPACS untuk waktu kerja fleksible. Lagi bagus kalau dipanjangkan ke syarikat swasta & I'll be the first to volunteer. Balik lambat takpe janji aku takyah bangun pagi. Haha!

Camne nak bangun pagi nih? Isk..Isk..