WORST OR FUNNY PICK UP LINES?

Think you've heard the worst or funniest pick up line ever? Then you'll love these!


* Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!


*I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock!


*Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?


*I lost my number, can I have yours?


*Is your father a baker? Because those sure are some nice buns!


*Call the police!! It has to be illegal to look that fine!


*Is your father a terrorist? Because you're the bomb!


*You: Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency?
Other: Yea sure, what's wrong?
You: My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.


*If you were a Sprite, I'd obey my thirst!


*Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?


*You: You look like my second wife!
Other: How many times have you been married?
You: Once!


*If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?"


*If I followed you home, would you keep me?


*Damn, I'm glad I'm not blind!


*Go over to the person with a sugar packet and say, "Excuse me, I think you dropped your
name tag."


*Are you an over due book? Because you've got FINE written all over you!


*If you were a booger, I'd pick you.


*Baby you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night!


*The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.


*Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.


*I was once told that our souls had met, now only our hearts had to be introduced.


*Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get!


*I think I need to call heaven because they've lost one of their angels.


*You dropped your smile; can I pick it up for you?


*Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.


*If someone is wearing a shirt with writing on it, go up to them and ask them, "Can I read your
shirt in brail?"


*Smile if you want to sleep with me!


*You know what would look great on you? Me.


*You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot.


*Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?


*If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.


*Are you sure that we haven't met somewhere in a past life?


*I wish I were a tear so I could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.


*I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.


*Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?


*You: What are you doing around Easter??
Other: WHY?
You: I might want to hop around.


*Can I have directions to your heart?


*Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?


*When God made you he had to have broken the mold because I have never seen anything as beautiful as you.


*I've heard sex is a killer, wanna die happy?

BUAT SANG PUTERI

mata memandang pada keindahan
hati melihat pada ketulusan
jiwa terfikir pada perasaan
dan raga merasai sentuhan ghaib..


mahu berkata mulut terkunci
mahu bicara madah terpesong
mahu merenung takut tersilap
dan hanyut dalam diri sahaja


sudah rapat tiada terlalu rapat
sudah tersentuhkah hati tapi malu bertanya
sudah bersedia segalanya masih musykil
dan akhirnya terlepas seperti selalunya


cinta itu tidak buta malah nampak segala
hati kita yang menafikan seboleh-bolehnya
biarkanlah masa menentukannya
kalau benar janji illahi...maka jadilah ia...


buat sang puteri
mungkin ada hikmah di sebaliknya..


*Bukan aku yang buat, tak ingat jumpa kat mana..tapi ayat2 yang menarik..Specially dedicated to Fiona..

SI GOBLOK

First time is a mistake, second time is stupidity..


Perkataan yang paling sesuai nak describe keadaan aku..


Apa lagi yang patut aku buat? Aku sendiri pun blurr..Sampai bila aku nak terus berlakon pun aku tak tau. Kalau bole dapat award takpe gak. Yang sure aku tak tau macam mana nak face ari depan.


I have to act strong in order to be strong. But the pain of pretending is too much for me. Kalau pegi court sure hakim kata aku salah. Bukan salah sebab langgar etika berlakon tapi aku dah jadi hipokrit.


Tersepit antara 2. Jujur pada perasaan sendiri atau jadi si goblok. At last aku pilih pilihan 2. Si Goblok. Pening dibuatnya, macam mana manusia ego macam aku ni boleh jadi jem semua? Instruction otak ditolak bulat-bulat dek ati aku.


Kalau cite aku ni jadi reality show kat tv, where all the audience get the chance to vote whether my actions are right or not, sure 90% akan kata aku salah sesalah salahnya. Aku bodoh sebodoh bodohnya. Dah lama kena undi keluar agaknye.


Kenapa susah sangat nak buat benda yang betul?