- Grant me the serenity to accept things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
- Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.
- Help me to always work at 100%
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% onThursday
5% on Friday
- And help me to remember...
When i'm having a bad day and it seemed that people are trying to wind me up :
- It takes 42 muscles to frown
- 28 muscles to smile and
- only 4 to extend my arm and smack you in the mouth!!
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